Sit down, shut up and let me tell you about Fi from Skyward Sword.
After my latest rant you may have thought Tidus from Final Fantasy X would have the starring role here but oh no, I would rather have to listen to his stupid laugh from the “HA HA HA” scene (If you don’t know what that is, Google it, it’s bizarre) on a loop than have Fi as a companion on an adventure. I don’t think any character has ever annoyed me as much as Fi. I’ll take Navi over her any day. When Link’s health drops to a certain point it’s all “Master, imma let you continue playing in a sec but your health is low, maybe you should replenish it” Wow no shit, thank god you’re hear, that tense heart beat noise didn’t warn me at all.
NPC: “So basically you need to go here next”
Fi: “Master, I just calculated that we need to go here next”
“I KNOW HE LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT”
*Finds object*
Fi: “Master I have just calculated that there is a 99% chance that the object you are holding is the item you have been looking for”
“PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE STUPID FAIRY COMPUTER”
I got stuck in Skyward Sword in The Silent Realm of the Lanayru Desert and if it had been any other LoZ game I would have soldiered on but I was so pissed off with Fi that I got to a point where I didn’t really care enough to continue. I don’t think I’ve ever come across a more annoying character. Here are some little comic strips I found to illustrate my point.
Someone actually created her and thought it would be OK.
Which character annoys you most? Any other Fi haters out there?
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